As we were driving home today from Basketball camp, the kids were talking about coming home to watch "Hannah Montana" (something they have been doing a lot of lately). I thought maybe it would be funny to tell them about how I first knew Miley's dad.
Me: "Hey kids, before there was "Hannah Montana", Billy Ray Cyrus had a super popular hit song".
Donut: "Can you sing it for us?"
Me: "Sure. Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart. I just don't think he'd understand. Cause if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, it might blow up and kill this man. Wooooooooooooooo hooo."
He-man: "Wow, that was lame".
Me: "HEY! Who just threw a shoe at me?" (it was Donut for the record)