Me: (to He-Man) Boy, I'm tired buddy. (last night I had a 102.4 degree fever. today I dealt with three fussy kids and new dog- more on that later)
He-Man: Well, why don't you go to bed?
Me: I will in just a little while. I have to drink and eat a whole lot before I can do that.
He-Man: Well, what would you like to have? I can fix you something.
Me: Awww, you sweet angel. (insert stroking of cheek)
He-Man: (serious blank stare)
Me: Are you just trying to get me off the computer so that you can play your Wall-E game?
He-Man: I'm just trying to get you off of your computer. So tell me what you want.